8 hours ago with 134,262 notes

s00tball:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Ahahahaha
I was hooked on this stand up!
Fuck yes

8 hours ago with 247,947 notes
Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

(via melodiousgeekery)

8 hours ago with 22,882 notes
I know I shake when you don’t call and I feel like I can’t breathe when you forget to tell me you love me. I know that sometimes the words that come spilling out of my mouth at 3 AM make me sound crazy. I know that I love you a little too much. I know everything really hurts right now. I hope you know that I will always be here to keep the blood inside your veins. I hope you know that I will always be here to kiss you goodnight even if I fall asleep crying afterwards. I hope you know that you are the only reason I’ve still got stars hidden under my skin. I hope you know that you are the only thing that keeps the flowers in my lungs from dying. I know we’re fucked up. I know that sometimes I make you feel like you’re choking. I hope you know that I’m sorry. I hope you know that I see you in everything. I hope you know that it’s okay. I hope you know that you’re all I want. I hope you know that I think you’re wonderful. I hope you know that I think you’re every sunset and every thunderstorm and every cup of tea in the universe. I hope you know that you are my entire galaxy. I hope you know that I love you. everything I know, everything I hope that you know (via fvckem)

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1 week ago with 21,749 notes
Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever. (via your-daisyfreshgirl)
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I’ve put on too much weight and I hate myself. But here’s a photo of me that I actually like.

I’ve put on too much weight and I hate myself. But here’s a photo of me that I actually like.

1 week ago with 102,800 notes
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care. Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

1 week ago with 44,452 notes
Yeah, maybe I’m just a little clingy piece of shit. But I love you more than anyone ever could.

Unknown (via sste-phannny)

forrrealtho

(via natiagtak)

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1 week ago with 49,127 notes
But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamnit, at least I did that. Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest  (via larmoyante)
1 week ago with 19,092 notes

And I learned ‘You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.

Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better  (via versteur)

(Source: larmoyante)

1 week ago with 421,233 notes

quezsam:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.

1 week ago with 222,043 notes

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

1 week ago with 570,417 notes

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(Source: megustamemes)

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