my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
I was hooked on this stand up!
Kid in my lit class
Simple yet very true.
Unknown (via sste-phannny)
And I learned ‘You deserve better’
was sometimes no more
than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,
and I want you to be happy,
but I don’t love you anymore.Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better (via versteur)
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.